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Mega Pint Journal

Wine Tasting and Wine Pairing Book Diary

Designed by a Jury of Your Peers

Wine Tasting and Wine Pairing Book Made Popular by Those Who Love Excess...

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Mega Pint of Wine Journal

A Wine Tasting and Wine Pairing Book Diary Designed For You To Unwind After Good Tasting Wine

The Mega Pint of Wine Journal is a two-fold wine pairing and wine tasting book.

The first section encourages you to list the Top Ten Wines you love. Write down the wine vintage, region, taste, finish, wine pairing snacks, and more. Rate various items about your favorite vin de pays, then relax.

Or, keep having fun at the end of the day in the second section of this daily diary. Tipsy Ideas is a brain dump journal section designed to help you breathe easy at the end of the day as you enjoy your wine.

Various prompts help you wind down and stop stressing about ideas, conversations, and things to do after a long day. It inspires you to explore and learn about new ventures. When nearly done, jot down your next bottle of wine in a short shopping list section for tomorrow’s pleasure.

A perfect wine pairing gift for yourself or a friend. Wine tasting book for beginners and connoisseurs alike for pleasure.

Mega Pint of Wine Journal is available in paperback and hardcover.


Have fun drinking & writing! And don’t lie about anything...

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What is a Mega Pint of Wine?


The term “Mega Pint of Wine” was made infamous by the defamation trial between two actors named Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.


Mega Pint: A massive amount of alcohol that could impair your ability to make rational decisions.


Made Famous: "A mega pint?" Depp replied, smirking. "I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."


This led to a massive amount of social media tweets and mentions.


A mega pint of wine became a pop culture phrase for those who appreciate a full glass of good-tasting bubbly early in the morning or evening, per your delight.


  • A normal glass of wine in the 1800s was 3 fluid ounces (88ml).

  • In 2020, a normal glass of wine increased to 8 fluid ounces (236ml).

  • A Mega Pint sized mason jar filled with great-tasting wine before consulting attorneys is 16 ounces (473ml).


Drinking more at home? No one will care.

Being secretly recorded? Creates a snare.


Especially for a high-profile divorce.


Especially in the court of public opinion.


But, I love when the truth comes out…


Source: Amazon


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Mega Pint Journal: Wine Tasting and Wine Pairing Book Diary Designed by a Jury of Your Peers